Jonathan Swift, the comic satirist, would have loved this forthcoming parody from a new publisher: Bodice Ripping Romances (.com).
She would profit from her charms again, again, again — until the end of Time!
She sold it faster than the pirates could give it away!
She imagined she was protected by that chastity belt of digital content: DRM !
— but they shared her, nevertheless!
Always for Money, never for Love!
We will review this work about a week before it becomes available.